I remember the first day I met Todd’s wife, Colleen (names have been changed)…I immediately did not trust her but she was close to one of my best friends so I figured I’d give her a chance. I used to listen to her whine about how her 7 month old son had passed away recently (I’m not heartless but I do not think EVERYONE you come across needs to know something like this) and listen to how perfect her marriage was (I always laugh when women think their marriage is perfect)…I was never jealous of Colleen, in fact jealousy is an emotion I do not think I’m capable of but I just got sick of her sneaky ways…when she originally met my friend they were co-workers but Colleen was eventually promoted over my friend. Fast forward a few months and my friend called me in tears to tell me that her company was accusing her of stealing money but after a long investigation her company found that it was Colleen stealing money and trying to frame my friend. I do not do well with people attack my friends or family and that was one of the worst things Colleen could have done because I was going to make her perfect marriage a living hell.
It wasn’t hard for me to get close to Todd…he seemed quite willing to come over and do little odd jobs around my house and Colleen was entirely too happy to come with him (lack of trust?) but I’m not shy about flirting and I’ll flirt with a married man in front of his wife…Todd was no different. I texted Todd one day and found out he was alone at his office and figured I’d stop by and see if I could get what I wanted from him. When I got there Todd wasted no time flirting back with me and eventually had me sitting on his desk with his face in between my legs (luckily I rarely wear panties and I had planned this anyway)…I couldn’t stand Todd and was almost repulsed by him so his consistent efforts to make me have an orgasm went no where…I heard his cell phone ring many times during this but figured if he was ignoring it…I shouldn’t bother either…eventually I realized I’d have to have sex with him so I reached for my purse and grabbed a condom…still listening to him ignore his cell phone but as I played with the condom and stalled he went soft so he went right back to using his tongue to attempt to pleasure me so he could regain an erection (I honestly felt bad for him at this point he was so determined to make something happen that would never happen) but almost on cue his office door opened (this was extremely stupid of us to be doing it in an unlocked office but I didn’t work for the company so I figured this was his issue to deal with if his boss walked in) however I could not have planned this out better because it was Colleen who stormed in the door and stared at her husband standing there naked from his waist down…clearly doing something with me…I took her shock to my advantage as I pushed past her and said “we didn’t use a condom…I bet I could give him a healthy baby” before running to my car and calling my friend and laughing about what I had just done to get Colleen back.
I know many people read this story and now think I need therapy and must be a sociopath but sex is the one thing I know very well and yes, I proudly use it as a weapon sometimes. I know a few other women who do this and it’s not always anger directed towards a woman (sorry ladies, sometimes your man cheating was a result of him screwing someone over and someone like me being bitter about it). Ladies should look at their marriage as something to protect…I always laugh when women like Colleen brag about their men and then show clear signs of insecurity it almost becomes a game for me to sleep with their husband just to knock them down a few pegs…I find these men the hardest to sleep with because normally I have no true attraction to them but sex is sex and nothing special in my world so I suck it up and have my fun.